the goods

Let’s face it... the holiday season is beautiful, but it’s also a chaotic gauntlet of forced small talk, aggressive family political debates, and wrapping paper injuries. Our collection of snarky holiday gifts and funny Christmas candles are custom-built for anyone who survives December on a diet of pure caffeine and barely concealed sarcasm.

From funny holiday gifts that will absolutely ruin the vibe at your office White Elephant swap to home decor that smells like seasonal burnout, these meme candles say exactly what you’re thinking.