Nothing For You Soy Wax Christmas Candle for Your Slutty Friend

Notes - Tree Farm: Smells like the best Christmas Tree on the farm.

Santa knows what a bad girl you were. We get it.. why wait for one day a year to get your kicks when you can have them every night? This is the perfect spicy Christmas gift for all those naughty girls. 

Pint Sized - These are Swol! 14oz of 100% Soy Wax. Burn Time 80-90 hours, depending on how long you burn at a time. 

Half Pint - These wee candles are 8oz of 100% Soy Wax. Burn time ~ 40 hours

Everything good and nothin’ bad: 

Clean burning, great smelling candles are all we offer. Our candles are 100% soy wax grown in the USA. Free from toxic phthalates, petroleum, and lead.  

Leadtime: 

Everything is poured to order in Nashville TN. Our typical lead time to ship is within 48 business hours.