Merry Christmas Shitter's Full Holiday Ugly Sweater Themed Soy Candle

Notes: Festive Spice. This smells like Christmas in the kitchen. 

Shitter's full, Shitter was full. Is it the Mandela effect?  We know the quote lays out better on a label this way. Let's not shit a brick over it. I'm sorry.. Shit a rock as Ruby Sue would say. 

Choose your size. 

Pint Sized - These are Swol! 14oz of 100% Soy Wax. Burn Time 80-90 hours, depending on how long you burn at a time. 

Half Pint - These wee candles are 8oz of 100% Soy Wax. Burn time ~ 40 hours

Everything good and nothin’ bad: 

Clean burning, great smelling candles are all we offer. Our candles are 100% soy wax grown in the USA. Free from toxic phthalates, petroleum, and lead.  

Leadtime: 

Everything is poured to order in Nashville TN. Our typical lead time to ship is within 48 business hours.