An Unhinged Candle Paint Can Candle with a vintage cowboy in chaps with the phrase, "saddle up loser, we're doing butt stuff"

Saddle Up Loser Spicy Anniversary Gift Candle

Half Pint
$20.00
$20.00
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An Unhinged Candle Paint Can Candle with a vintage cowboy in chaps with the phrase, "saddle up loser, we're doing butt stuff"
  • An Unhinged Candle Paint Can Candle with a vintage cowboy in chaps with the phrase, "saddle up loser, we're doing butt stuff"
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  • Saddle Up Loser Spicy Anniversary Gift Candle
  • An Unhinged Candle Paint Can Candle with a vintage cowboy in chaps with the phrase, "saddle up loser, we're doing butt stuff"
  • Front and back pic of An Unhinged Candle Paint Can Candle with a vintage cowboy in chaps with the phrase, "saddle up loser, we're doing butt stuff"
  • Saddle Up Loser Spicy Anniversary Gift Candle
Saddle Up Loser Spicy Anniversary Gift Candle

Saddle Up Loser Spicy Anniversary Gift Candle

$20.00
$20.00
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Notes: Tobacco & Teak - It's like the hot guy at the bar. 

They say that everything is a dildo if you are brave enough. This is not one of those things. For god's sake there isn't a flared base. The paramedic on Tiktok would say.. "NO". But... this is a great candle to burn while exploring the forbidden balloon knot.

Choose your size. 

Pint Sized - These are Swol! 14oz of 100% Soy Wax. Burn Time 80-90 hours, depending on how long you burn at a time. 

Half Pint - These wee candles are 8oz of 100% Soy Wax. Burn time ~ 40 hours

Everything good and nothin’ bad: 

Clean burning, great smelling candles are all we offer. Our candles are 100% soy wax grown in the USA. Free from toxic phthalates, petroleum, and lead.  

Leadtime: 

Everything is poured to order in Nashville TN. Our typical lead time to ship is within 48 business hours. 

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