Rage Consumes Me Sweet Lamb Soy Wax Candle

Notes: Vine & Fig - Upscale, clean scent with notes of black fig, light wood, and green leaves. For someone who loves luxury.

Beneath my adorable exterior lies the concentrated fury of a thousand dying suns. Truly, nothing is more terrifying than a pocket-sized being harboring a massive, world-ending amount of spite... The only way to quell the wrath is a bubbly Diet Coke. 

Choose your size. 

Pint Sized - These are Swol! 14oz of 100% Soy Wax. Burn Time 80-90 hours, depending on how long you burn at a time. 

Half Pint - These wee candles are 8oz of 100% Soy Wax. Burn time ~ 40 hours

Everything good and nothin’ bad: 

Clean burning, great smelling candles are all we offer. Our candles are 100% soy wax grown in the USA. Free from toxic phthalates, petroleum, and lead.  

Leadtime: 

Everything is poured to order in Nashville TN. Our typical lead time to ship is within 48 business hours.