Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol Ugly Holiday Sweater Themed Candle

Notes - Tree Farm: Smells like the best Christmas Tree on the farm. 

We hope you get everything you want this holiday season. Including, telling your boss what a cheap lying no good rotten floor flushing lowlife snake licking dirty eating inbred overstuffed ignorant blood sucking dog kissing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fat ass bug eyed stiff legged spotty lip worm-headed sack of monkeyshit he is.

Choose your size. 

Pint Sized - These are Swol! 14oz of 100% Soy Wax. Burn Time 80-90 hours, depending on how long you burn at a time. 

Half Pint - These wee candles are 8oz of 100% Soy Wax. Burn time ~ 40 hours

Everything good and nothin’ bad: 

Clean burning, great smelling candles are all we offer. Our candles are 100% soy wax grown in the USA. Free from toxic phthalates, petroleum, and lead.  

Leadtime: 

Everything is poured to order in Nashville TN. Our typical lead time to ship is within 48 business hours.