Fuck the Patriarchy Soy Candle

Notes: Egyptian Amber - Alluring fragrance with notes of cashmere and warm amber. If a sexy bedroom had a scent, it would be this.

The patriarchy told us to stay in our lane. We bought a map, found out the lane was imaginary, and opened a coffee shop in the median. Business is thriving, and the patriarchy still can't find parking. Now light a beacon for others to find their way. 

Choose your size. 

Pint Sized - These are Swol! 14oz of 100% Soy Wax. Burn Time 80-90 hours, depending on how long you burn at a time. 

Half Pint - These wee candles are 8oz of 100% Soy Wax. Burn time ~ 40 hours

Everything good and nothin’ bad: 

Clean burning, great smelling candles are all we offer. Our candles are 100% soy wax grown in the USA. Free from toxic phthalates, petroleum, and lead.  

Leadtime: 

Everything is poured to order in Nashville TN. Our typical lead time to ship is within 48 business hours.